Wednesday, February 15, 2006
Wanted: A LowHigh Man
Men, here’s a can’t lose business idea: Offer low high-tech services.
What’s low high tech: That’s all the shit your IT guy at work can’t be bothered with and you don’t know. Those stupid little preferences in Word that need setting. How to keep that stupid little paper clip guy from perpetually posing the question: “Looks like you’re trying to write a letter. Need some help?” As if.
I am in need of a Low-High Man. Someone who will come to my house. Set up my computer just how I like it, painlessly, cheerfully educating me along the way. Sort of like a personal trainer. He would hold my hand and show lead me through the menus and sub-menus with a skill and tone that never leaves me feeling inadequate or stupid.
Hate to be a sexist… fuck that, no I don’t. He also needs to be a Hottie.
And, as for an expansion of the business -- every entrepreneurial activity should have potential new business angles -- he can offer “de-stressing” services, a little aromatherapy, maybe some massage, yoga (tantric, of course).